Mymainmanjay: I'm going to jizz in your hair
sarahhhhx94: oh.
Mymainmanjay: Yes
Mymainmanjay: You pretntious bitch
sarahhhhx94: ok...
Mymainmanjay: Dismissive, eh?
Mymainmanjay: You're not hot, seriously
sarahhhhx94: kay. thats cool.
Mymainmanjay: No it's not
Mymainmanjay: Anythign about you
Mymainmanjay: Fat
Mymainmanjay: Pale
sarahhhhx94: because i TOTALLY need your opinion.
Mymainmanjay: and sweaty
sarahhhhx94: thank you !
Mymainmanjay: I didn't say you did
sarahhhhx94: than why are you giving it to me?
Mymainmanjay: Because it helps me sleep at night
sarahhhhx94: oh?
Mymainmanjay: With the knowledge that I put this fat cow in her place
Mymainmanjay: And she knows that she is wrong
Mymainmanjay: PSA na mean?
sarahhhhx94: AHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
Mymainmanjay: AHAHAHHAHAHA
Mymainmanjay: AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mymainmanjay: Typing laughter is gay
sarahhhhx94: you're making a fool of yourself.
Mymainmanjay: In front of whom?
Mymainmanjay: A self-asorbed cow?
sarahhhhx94: all my friends who are here.
Mymainmanjay: Awesome
Mymainmanjay: I doubt you have friends
Mymainmanjay: but okay
Mymainmanjay: Now about that jesus obsession
Mymainmanjay: We'll have to do something about that
Mymainmanjay: He's not real kthx?
Mymainmanjay: Invisible sky man? Not real
sarahhhhx94: your dick? nonexistant.
Mymainmanjay: your vagina
Mymainmanjay: foot long
Mymainmanjay:
sarahhhhx94: that makes sence.
Mymainmanjay: Sence?
Mymainmanjay: You mean sense?
Mymainmanjay: You fucking cint
Mymainmanjay: OOPS
sarahhhhx94: cint?
Mymainmanjay: CUNT*
sarahhhhx94: you're a fucking clit.
Mymainmanjay: I know
sarahhhhx94: shut the fuck up.
Mymainmanjay: NO U
sarahhhhx94: yeah. i am a clit.
Mymainmanjay: I didn't say you were though, but okay
sarahhhhx94: yeaaa you kinda did
Mymainmanjay: sarahhhhx94 (7:05:38 PM): you're a fucking clit.
Mymainmanjay (7:05:38 PM): I know
Mymainmanjay: How?
sarahhhhx94: BECAUSE I FUCKING SAID SO.
sarahhhhx94: THATS HOW.
Mymainmanjay: Unfunny
Mymainmanjay: not clever
sarahhhhx94: i'm not trying to be funny.
Mymainmanjay:
sarahhhhx94: what the fuck is that anyway?
sarahhhhx94: a fucking taint on the moon?
sarahhhhx94: OH! i get it, its you!
Mymainmanjay: That looks nothing like a tainte
sarahhhhx94: thats why its eyebrow is so large.
Mymainmanjay: And "taint" means poison
Mymainmanjay: I don't have large eyebrows though...
sarahhhhx94: no, hun. taint is the skin between your balls and your ass.
Mymainmanjay: No
sarahhhhx94: yeah.
Mymainmanjay: That'd be a gouche
sarahhhhx94: only if you're carlos mencia
Mymainmanjay: A tainte is part of your asshole
Mymainmanjay: FUCK HIM
sarahhhhx94: you can't even spell taint.
Mymainmanjay: FUCK THAT GERMAN CUNT
sarahhhhx94: so stfu
Mymainmanjay: FUCK HIM, AND HIS STOLEN JOKES
sarahhhhx94: uh. he's mexican.
Mymainmanjay: No
Mymainmanjay: You fucking cunt, no
Mymainmanjay: Look
sarahhhhx94: yeah he's DEF. mexican.
Mymainmanjay: I'll look it up for you
Mymainmanjay: DEF.?
Mymainmanjay: Can't spell?
sarahhhhx94: yeah.
sarahhhhx94: like
Mymainmanjay: like?
sarahhhhx94: you're DEF. a bitch
Mymainmanjay: DEF is definatly not a word
Mymainmanjay: Fucktard
Mymainmanjay: And furthermore
sarahhhhx94: i?
Mymainmanjay: His name isn't Carlos Mencia
Mymainmanjay: It's Ned
Mymainmanjay: You moron
sarahhhhx94: why the fuck do you use Capitals Like Some Kind Of Grammer Snob, You Look Like An Idiot
Mymainmanjay: it's grammar
sarahhhhx94: Well Its Gay
Mymainmanjay: Umm
Mymainmanjay: no u?
sarahhhhx94: the term is BISEXUAL
Mymainmanjay: what?
Mymainmanjay: Are you fucking stupid?
sarahhhhx94: no. i'm sarah.
Mymainmanjay: hi Fucking Stupid
sarahhhhx94: and you are?
Mymainmanjay: A self-rightous fuck
Mymainmanjay: Now back to Jeebus
Mymainmanjay: you know
Mymainmanjay: The one that doesn't exist
Mymainmanjay: oh wait
Mymainmanjay: Unfinished business
sarahhhhx94: actuuually.
Mymainmanjay: half-Honduran, and half german
Mymainmanjay: And Honduran is the tail end of Mexico, and the very begining of South America
Mymainmanjay: So calling him a mexican is like calling me a german
Mymainmanjay: "Carlos" was even ditched by his parents cause they knew how worthless he was
Mymainmanjay: So fuck you
Mymainmanjay: Now on to jesus
sarahhhhx94: why are you telling me this
sarahhhhx94: i really don't care
Mymainmanjay: To correct you
Mymainmanjay: I don't care if you do
Mymainmanjay: Type faster
Mymainmanjay: And don't forget to type it in english
Mymainmanjay: It'll help with the translation
sarahhhhx94: who is this?
Mymainmanjay: What's it matter?
sarahhhhx94: i'll call the police and press charges for harassment if you don't tell me
Mymainmanjay: Even if I told you my real name you'd assume that I'm frank or liam
sarahhhhx94: thats what it matters
Mymainmanjay: Harassment?
sarahhhhx94: because thats who it it.
Mymainmanjay: This isn't harassment
sarahhhhx94: nobody else knows about the frank or liam thing
Mymainmanjay: I sure do
sarahhhhx94: so haha nice job telling me who you are.
Mymainmanjay: okay can I be liam though?
Mymainmanjay: He looks like me
Mymainmanjay: sorta
sarahhhhx94: no, cause he looks like the fucking skin around my tit.
Mymainmanjay: You mean your cow utters?
sarahhhhx94: yeah. my 34D cow udders.
Mymainmanjay: Cool
Mymainmanjay: That, you know, you got cause you're fat
Mymainmanjay: and all
sarahhhhx94: nooo actually i've lost like 40 pounds.
Mymainmanjay: :O
Mymainmanjay: Congrats
Mymainmanjay: Now you weigh 140
sarahhhhx94: so if you're gonna bring shit into this about fucking 6th grade.
sarahhhhx94: you have no life.
sarahhhhx94: at all
Mymainmanjay: NO U
sarahhhhx94: i have a life.
sarahhhhx94: and friends.
Mymainmanjay: You're the one who brought it up
Mymainmanjay: You brought up your cow udders then brought up 6th grade
sarahhhhx94: nooooo.
Mymainmanjay: yes
sarahhhhx94: you brought up 6th grade when you IMED me in the first place
Mymainmanjay: oh
Mymainmanjay: I get it
sarahhhhx94: when you said hows that bald spot
Mymainmanjay: you think I'm frank
sarahhhhx94: which fyi, its just fine.
Mymainmanjay: Well
Mymainmanjay: Here
Mymainmanjay: I'll prove you wrong
sarahhhhx94: dare you
Mymainmanjay:
ATTENTION: Talk session initiated.
ATTENTION: Talk session disconnected.
Mymainmanjay: See?
sarahhhhx94: i didn't hear a thing.
Mymainmanjay: Well tirn up the damn volume
Mymainmanjay: turn*
sarahhhhx94: just did.
ATTENTION: Talk session initiated.
ATTENTION: Talk session disconnected.
Mymainmanjay:
sarahhhhx94: you sound like my dad.
Mymainmanjay: Fucking A
sarahhhhx94: and he has emphezemaadkfjasifeworf however you spell that
Mymainmanjay: Yes cause I know what that means
sarahhhhx94: you should.
sarahhhhx94: cause you think you're so smart and all...
Mymainmanjay: Well emphezemaadkfjasifeworf isn't a word
Mymainmanjay: I never said I was smart
Mymainmanjay: I'd hate for you to think that
sarahhhhx94: well than stop using capitals like some kinda fool..
sarahhhhx94: people under 20 don't use capitals
Mymainmanjay: I want you to pretend that I'm one of your stupid, bitchy, friends
Mymainmanjay: Oh god
Mymainmanjay: You think I'm fourty?
sarahhhhx94: no.
sarahhhhx94: i don't think your fourty.
Mymainmanjay: okay
Mymainmanjay: I thought you thought I was fourty
Mymainmanjay: but am explaining that now i think otherwise
sarahhhhx94: ?
Mymainmanjay: !
sarahhhhx94: kay so you said pretend you were my friends?
Mymainmanjay: Yes
Mymainmanjay: It was to help you pretend that I'm not smart
Mymainmanjay: But anyway
Mymainmanjay: Jesus
sarahhhhx94: oh. was that an attempt at an insult?
Mymainmanjay: Seriously
sarahhhhx94: cause it didn't really work.
sarahhhhx94: it made me giggle :3
Mymainmanjay: that's great
Mymainmanjay: I want you to stay here as long as it takes to make my points
sarahhhhx94: look you wanna talk shit i'm @ 609 221 1837.
Mymainmanjay: Internet tough guy
sarahhhhx94: 1232 pennsylvania ave bitch.
sarahhhhx94: don't care what yousay
Mymainmanjay: I'm not going to call you
Mymainmanjay: But thanks for the phone number and your address
sarahhhhx94: than stop being fucking cocky
sarahhhhx94: and you're welcopme
Mymainmanjay: Hope you like pizzas at 3AM
sarahhhhx94: welcom
sarahhhhx94: welcome
Mymainmanjay: Charmed
Mymainmanjay: ;3
sarahhhhx94: and you can get in trouble for that
Mymainmanjay: I know
sarahhhhx94: cause i did that and i got the police called on me
Mymainmanjay: :O
Mymainmanjay: LOL NO WAI
sarahhhhx94: yeah.
Mymainmanjay: LOL U SRS?
Mymainmanjay: LOLOLLOLOLOLO
sarahhhhx94: by the pizza place.
Mymainmanjay: I don't care
Mymainmanjay: No fucking wonder
sarahhhhx94: and i don't care what you say about jesus
sarahhhhx94: because i believe in him
Mymainmanjay: You're wasting their money
sarahhhhx94: and thats all that matters
Mymainmanjay: the pizza placE?
Mymainmanjay: oh jesus
Mymainmanjay: HYEIGH
sarahhhhx94: i always will believe in him, dispite all the scientific evidence against it.
Mymainmanjay: There is no evidence AGAINST it
Mymainmanjay: It's just saying something else happened
sarahhhhx94: kay well i have really strong faith in him. sooo i don't care what you're gonna say about him not existing. cause its not gonna change my mind.
Mymainmanjay: kk bible-humper
sarahhhhx94: yep.
sarahhhhx94: thats me
Mymainmanjay: I'm not trying to change your mind
Mymainmanjay: You subservient whore
sarahhhhx94: well i don't care about science or anything else
sarahhhhx94: and yeh. o
Mymainmanjay: I'm mocking you
sarahhhhx94: i don't give two flying fucks
Mymainmanjay: That's great, but you weren't supposed to anyway
Mymainmanjay: So mission accomplished?
sarahhhhx94: sooo why waste your time?
Mymainmanjay: Right, Leon?
sarahhhhx94: wtf?
Mymainmanjay: I'm noy wasting my time
Mymainmanjay: not*
Mymainmanjay: I'm actually going to use this and post it on my forum
Mymainmanjay: (sorry gamanime)
sarahhhhx94: be my guest.
sarahhhhx94: i don't care.
Mymainmanjay: kk
sarahhhhx94: anyone that reads it is a dumb pussy for giving a shit anyway
Mymainmanjay: YOU INSULT MAH FOURM
Mymainmanjay:
Mymainmanjay: That hurt my feelings
Mymainmanjay:
Mymainmanjay: OH WAIT
sarahhhhx94: awh i'm so fucking sorry about your little wimpy puss feelings
Mymainmanjay: WAIT
Mymainmanjay: I have a comeback
sarahhhhx94: because to me you're shit on the road
Mymainmanjay: You aid whoever reads it is a pussy right?
sarahhhhx94: yeah.
Mymainmanjay: Well
sarahhhhx94: and i didn't aid it. i said it.
Mymainmanjay: YOU ARE WHAT YA EAT
sarahhhhx94: true that nigger.
Mymainmanjay: And no one shits on the road either
Mymainmanjay: Wow
sarahhhhx94: squirrels do.
Mymainmanjay: You're a racist cunt eh?
Mymainmanjay: No
Mymainmanjay: they shit in the woods
sarahhhhx94: calling the police in 54321
Mymainmanjay: That's a big number
Mymainmanjay: I cna think of the convo now
Mymainmanjay: "Hey this kid is harassing me over AIM"
sarahhhhx94 went away at 7:34:51 PM.
Mymainmanjay: "LOL DID U GIVE HIM UR PHONE NUMBER AND ADDRESS?"
Mymainmanjay: "LOL I DID AND IT DINT WORK"
Mymainmanjay: "LOOL IUNNO THEN"
sarahhhhx94 went away at 7:36:21 PM.
sarahhhhx94 went away at 7:37:58 PM.
sarahhhhx94: if this is your attempt to look cool than you horribly failed
Mymainmanjay: I'm not trying to look cool
Mymainmanjay: And seriously
Mymainmanjay: It's not harassment
Mymainmanjay: It's more of arguing than anything
Mymainmanjay: You never told me to stop
Mymainmanjay: or anything other than insult me back
Mymainmanjay: or gave me a half-assed comment back
Mymainmanjay: So hyeigh
Mymainmanjay: It doesn't take 6 minutes to call in and file a (false) claim
Mymainmanjay: Uh-huh
sarahhhhx94: uh. fuckyou
Mymainmanjay: Well you enjoy your fake phone call
sarahhhhx94: its not fake?
sarahhhhx94: i'm on the phone.
Mymainmanjay: And if you have anything else to get off your cow cheast
Mymainmanjay: I'd do it now
Mymainmanjay: Cause I have to finish a paper
Mymainmanjay: Or start rather
sarahhhhx94: like what?
Mymainmanjay: Like any shitty-two-bit insults
sarahhhhx94: just a classic one.
Mymainmanjay: You know like "fuck you" or soemthing you'd hear an idiot say
sarahhhhx94: go to hell
Mymainmanjay: Yeah sure
sarahhhhx94 signed off at 7:42:37 PM.
sarahhhhx94 is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
Mymainmanjay: Blocked?
sarahhhhx94 is unable to receive offline IMs.
Mymainmanjay: HYEIGH ON NO
sarahhhhx94 is unable to receive offline IMs.
Mymainmanjay: TEH POLIZZZ R AT MAH DOR
sarahhhhx94 is unable to receive offline IMs.
Mymainmanjay: lol jay wur da pollec
sarahhhhx94 is unable to receive offline IMs.
Mymainmanjay: come 2 da dur
sarahhhhx94 is unable to receive offline IMs.
Mymainmanjay: NO U
sarahhhhx94 is unable to receive offline IMs.
Mymainmanjay: lol we has candis
sarahhhhx94 is unable to receive offline IMs.
Mymainmanjay: LOL CANDIE KTHXBAI
*Her friend*
maucelilove : who is this
Mymainmanjay : An asshole
maucelilove : like ...
Mymainmanjay : YOU
Mymainmanjay : :D
maucelilove : hahaha no. who the hell are you
maucelilove : r u saying shitt to my friends
maucelilove : +
maucelilove : you going to fucken saying anying like foreal scared much (I have no idea)
Subject: Some cousin of Franks 
2/25/2009, 10:01 pm