My first attempt at greatness.

Kellyy96 (9:13:39 PM): who is this?
Don Scavelli 69 (9:13:58 PM): HEYYYY
Kellyy96 (9:14:10 PM): who is this
Don Scavelli 69 (9:14:17 PM): YA KNOW ME
Don Scavelli 69 (9:14:59 PM): I am your father
Kellyy96 (9:15:37 PM): my dad died :-(...a couple of days ago
Don Scavelli 69 (9:15:53 PM): what an odd coincidence....
Kellyy96 (9:17:00 PM): yeha n im not n a good mood
Don Scavelli 69 (9:17:28 PM): so what are you her sister or somethin
Kellyy96 (9:18:08 PM): wat?????
Kellyy96 (9:18:23 PM): i kno its lisas
Don Scavelli 69 (9:18:48 PM): FOKK YHOO IN ZE YUNION I DONT DO SHEET
Kellyy96 (9:20:29 PM): watt????
Don Scavelli 69 (9:21:43 PM): huh?
Kellyy96 (9:22:51 PM): ur weird
Don Scavelli 69 (9:22:56 PM): KELLLEEEYYY TALK TO MAAAYYYY
Kellyy96 (9:23:05 PM): it is lisa
Don Scavelli 69 (9:25:00 PM): nnnnooo you scare me
Kellyy96 (9:25:16 PM): ?
Kellyy96 (9:26:02 PM): where r u?
Don Scavelli 69 (9:26:16 PM): EVERYWHERE
Kellyy96 (9:26:36 PM): come 2 the screen
Kellyy96 (9:26:57 PM): who r u
Don Scavelli 69 (9:27:28 PM): IM JOOOHHHNNNAAYYYYBAAABBBBBAAAYYYY
Kellyy96 (9:27:52 PM): this iz the jon person?
Kellyy96 (9:28:03 PM): blocking u
Don Scavelli 69 (9:28:06 PM): WHYS SHE BLOCK ME
Don Scavelli 69 (9:28:13 PM): I JSUT HAVE TROUBLE EXPRESSING MYSELF
Kellyy96 signed off at 9:29:08 PM
Kellyy96 signed on at 10:03:10 PM
Don Scavelli 69 (10:03:50 PM): While I hate to jusdge before all the facts are in its begging to appear that Base Cammander Ripper Exceeded is authority
kellyy96 (10:04:33 PM): don...i called cops.they r comming to find u
kellyy96 (10:07:11 PM): jkjk
Don Scavelli 69 (11:05:16 PM): you can call the cawps all you want
Don Scavelli 69 (11:05:23 PM): i havnt committed any crimes
Kellyy96 (11:05:48 PM): jk means just kiddin
Kellyy96 (11:05:52 PM): how do u know me???
Don Scavelli 69 (11:05:53 PM): yeah i know
Don Scavelli 69 (11:05:55 PM): i dont
Kellyy96 (11:06:16 PM): do u know lisa?
Kellyy96 (11:06:33 PM): ???
Don Scavelli 69 (11:06:47 PM): no.....
Kellyy96 (11:07:05 PM): then how did u get jons aim????
Don Scavelli 69 (11:07:36 PM): IM NOT TELLING YOOO
Kellyy96 (11:08:14 PM): i know ur lisa..if u dont i really will call the cops.or ill just call my uncle hes a cop
Don Scavelli 69 (11:08:36 PM): i really dont care
Don Scavelli 69 (11:08:43 PM): as i said i have committed no crimes
Kellyy96 (11:08:52 PM): ok im callin him now...
Don Scavelli 69 (11:09:04 PM): ok wake him up
Kellyy96 (11:09:16 PM): hes usually up this late
Don Scavelli 69 (11:09:37 PM): "hey uncle some kid IMed me and he hasnt done any crimes but im just callin to tell ya"
Kellyy96 (11:10:46 PM): i told him u were scaring me n my friend jon...and hes coming over to track u down
Don Scavelli 69 (11:10:55 PM): kk
Don Scavelli 69 (11:11:00 PM): did he get a warrant
Don Scavelli 69 (11:11:07 PM): for my arrest
Don Scavelli 69 (11:11:13 PM): for "scaring" people
Kellyy96 (11:11:29 PM): i know who this is
Don Scavelli 69 (11:11:36 PM): orly
Kellyy96 (11:11:58 PM): Lisa
Don Scavelli 69 (11:12:04 PM): wow
Kellyy96 (11:12:18 PM): i sware ur really in troble cuz hes coming down here now
Kellyy96 (11:13:11 PM): u hav a chance to admit it or hes comin down here
Don Scavelli 69 (11:13:43 PM): lol
Don Scavelli 69 (11:13:50 PM): arwe you or are you not listening to me
Don Scavelli 69 (11:13:59 PM): i havnt committed any crimes idiot
Kellyy96 (11:14:12 PM): hes coming down now
Don Scavelli 69 (11:14:49 PM): wow
Kellyy96 (11:15:05 PM): yeah
Don Scavelli 69 (11:15:22 PM): you do realize that unless hes a franklin cawp he has no jurisdiction here
Kellyy96 (11:16:07 PM): ur from franklin ville ok thats important info
Don Scavelli 69 (11:16:26 PM): ok um franklinville is a part of franklin twp
Don Scavelli 69 (11:16:46 PM): franklin twp has a police force
Don Scavelli 69 (11:16:50 PM): ...
Don Scavelli 69 (11:17:12 PM): does my knowledge of legal precdure baffle you?
Don Scavelli 69 (11:17:16 PM): oh yes
Kellyy96 (11:18:20 PM): well he said to stop talking to you because you seem to be on the killer list
Don Scavelli 69 (11:18:28 PM): lol
Kellyy96 (11:18:40 PM): so i block u they find u , go to jail and its all done
Don Scavelli 69 (11:18:57 PM): oo ya got me your talkin to freaken tedd bundy here
Don Scavelli 69 (11:19:00 PM): idiot
Don Scavelli 69 (11:19:18 PM): do you or do you not realize that even if i was charged with a crime
Don Scavelli 69 (11:19:29 PM): id have to have somehting called a trial
Don Scavelli 69 (11:19:31 PM): mmm
Kellyy96 (11:20:04 PM): u r being blocked,hope u hav fun in jail
Don Scavelli 69 (11:20:22 PM): K THX BAI SEND YA A POST CARD FROM THE BIG HOUSE
Don Scavelli 69 (11:20:27 PM): SEE YA AT COURT
Don Scavelli 69 (11:20:46 PM): YOU CAN TESTIFY ABOUT HOW I SAID BASE CAMMANDER RIPPER EXCEDED HIS AUTHORITY
Don Scavelli 69 (11:20:48 PM): BY
Kellyy96 signed off at 11:20:57 PM

She a'int very bright.