D3ck0f53..

Me (8:40:53 PM): i herd you leik kfc
D3CK0F53 (8:41:08 PM): yea it is pretty good
D3CK0F53 (8:41:09 PM): why
Me (8:41:25 PM): u leik watahmeluns?
D3CK0F53 (8:41:42 PM): for the most part yea
Me (8:41:48 PM): Good good
Me (8:41:53 PM): So
Me (8:41:55 PM): Aids
Me (8:42:05 PM): How they doing?
D3CK0F53 (8:42:14 PM): they have their ups and downs
Me (8:42:20 PM): Too bad
D3CK0F53 (8:42:26 PM): yea
Me (8:43:07 PM): Raped any John Conners lately?
D3CK0F53 (8:43:16 PM): nah im tryin to hold back
Me (8:43:25 PM): Yeh he must live
Me (8:43:50 PM): Well I understand you have colombain blow on board?
Me (8:43:57 PM): Is this true?
D3CK0F53 (8:44:07 PM): depends what season
Me (8:44:36 PM): I also understand that you have /r/aids on deck as well
Me (8:44:40 PM): Hmm
D3CK0F53 (8:45:13 PM): if im in the mood
Me (8:45:26 PM): mah name is...shake zula the mike rula the old schoola
Me (8:45:36 PM): Good show
Me (8:45:40 PM): old bean
D3CK0F53 (8:45:51 PM): yea
D3CK0F53 (8:45:55 PM): family guy rapes too
Me (8:46:15 PM): Now I'm going to kill you via intranets so hold on
Me (8:46:26 PM): *squint*
D3CK0F53 (8:46:34 PM): ouch
D3CK0F53 (8:46:37 PM): bitch please
Me (8:46:40 PM): That's right
Me (8:46:46 PM): Oh wait
Me (8:47:10 PM): I ain't yo bitch
Me (8:47:15 PM): Yo mah bitch
Me (8:47:19 PM): Mer bitch
D3CK0F53 (8:47:32 PM): mein biotch
Me (8:47:33 PM): *backhands*
D3CK0F53 (8:48:06 PM): *one-two shut the hell ups*
Me (8:48:26 PM): No
Me (8:48:38 PM): Danny boy listen up
Me (8:48:46 PM): If I have a milkshake
Me (8:48:53 PM): And you have a milkshake
Me (8:49:01 PM): And I have a straw
Me (8:49:23 PM): And my straw here reaches aaaaaaaaaaaaalllll the way acroooooss the room
Me (8:49:33 PM): and reaches your milkshake
Me (8:49:35 PM): I
Me (8:49:37 PM): DRINK
Me (8:49:41 PM): YOUR
Me (8:49:45 PM): MILKSHAKE
Me (8:49:47 PM): !!!11
Me (8:49:52 PM): I DRINK IT UP
D3CK0F53 (8:49:57 PM): you son of a bitch
Me (8:50:04 PM): im srry
Me (8:50:20 PM): i jus leik dem milcsks tu muh
D3CK0F53 (8:50:28 PM): i guess so
Me (8:50:29 PM):

Me (8:51:02 PM):
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Me (8:51:17 PM): Sorry reflex
D3CK0F53 (8:51:46 PM): we all have our flaws
Me (8:51:55 PM): Indeedy doody
Me (8:52:12 PM): How much do you admire your long cat?
Me (8:52:19 PM): How long would you say it is?
Me (8:52:28 PM): Mine, well mine is long
D3CK0F53 (8:52:35 PM): how long
Me (8:52:37 PM): Like any good long cat
Me (8:52:42 PM): Long
Me (8:52:46 PM): Like long
Me (8:52:52 PM): Longer than short
Me (8:53:18 PM): I'm jesus now
D3CK0F53 (8:53:24 PM): i dont believe in god
Me (8:53:25 PM): *backhands*
Me (8:53:31 PM): Jesus foo
Me (8:53:41 PM): No god
Me (8:53:44 PM): Jesus
D3CK0F53 (8:53:47 PM): jesus is a part of god
Me (8:53:52 PM): No
Me (8:54:02 PM): We had that operation
D3CK0F53 (8:54:07 PM): oh alright
Me (8:54:09 PM): They had us separated
Me (8:54:27 PM): Are you trying to ask me something
Me (8:54:35 PM): You can tell me I'm jesus
Me (8:54:38 PM):
D3CK0F53 (8:54:53 PM): ok your jesus
Me (8:55:02 PM): Clever man
Me (8:55:15 PM): I can turn water into funk
D3CK0F53 (8:55:21 PM): that shits awesome
Me (8:55:33 PM): Word
Me (8:55:39 PM): Like two words
Me (8:55:42 PM): word word
D3CK0F53 (8:55:56 PM): could be three
Me (8:56:02 PM): You stole mah bike
Me (8:56:06 PM): mah bike
Me (8:56:09 PM): mah bike
D3CK0F53 (8:56:21 PM): yea well now its mine
Me (8:56:33 PM): lol, vaction
Me (8:56:42 PM):
Me (8:56:56 PM): lol, semen
Me (8:56:58 PM): : D
Me (8:57:07 PM): Damn that's creepy
D3CK0F53 (8:57:18 PM): just a little
Me (8:57:22 PM): Gdula?
Me (8:57:30 PM): How do you pronounce that?
D3CK0F53 (8:57:38 PM): gdula
Me (8:58:06 PM): I can't hear you
D3CK0F53 (8:58:11 PM): im saying it
Me (8:58:14 PM): Speak up doge
D3CK0F53 (8:58:27 PM): is that better?
Me (8:58:44 PM): Hey go here goatse.cz
Me (8:58:48 PM): Do it
D3CK0F53 (8:58:51 PM): ok
Me (8:58:56 PM): Excellent
D3CK0F53 (8:59:08 PM): now why am i here
Me (8:59:17 PM): To amuse me
D3CK0F53 (8:59:26 PM): oh alright
Me (8:59:38 PM): Tell jesus what you see?
D3CK0F53 (8:59:50 PM): i dont believe in jesus
Me (8:59:56 PM): Tell me antway
Me (9:00:01 PM): anyway
D3CK0F53 (9:00:15 PM): ok
D3CK0F53 (9:00:29 PM): i see a webpage
Me (9:00:35 PM): Wasting time huh
Me (9:00:45 PM): Tell me about the picture
Mebobba9001 (9:00:50 PM): What did you see
D3CK0F53 (9:00:58 PM): the picture obviously
Me (9:01:11 PM): What was that picture of?
D3CK0F53 (9:01:29 PM): what wasnt the picture of
Me (9:01:53 PM): Lots of things, but let's stick to the topic at hand
Me (9:01:58 PM): Now
Me (9:02:14 PM): I can hear you have a real last name
D3CK0F53 (9:02:22 PM): real as can be
Me (9:02:27 PM): and you are 16 and have aids
D3CK0F53 (9:02:32 PM): 17
Me (9:02:54 PM): Well I'm 2008, and no one thanks me
D3CK0F53 (9:03:04 PM): thank you so much
Me (9:03:08 PM): :'(
Me (9:03:29 PM): Let's talk about cups and girls
Me (9:03:34 PM): Two of them if you like
Me (9:03:57 PM): Now what would a girl put in that cup?
D3CK0F53 (9:04:16 PM): a drink?
Me (9:04:22 PM): WRONG!
Me (9:04:28 PM): The answer is shit
D3CK0F53 (9:04:33 PM): projectile diarea actually
Me (9:04:47 PM): Orange too
Me (9:04:50 PM): eww
Me (9:05:42 PM): Really though wat am I making that brazillians eat that turns thier crap orange?
Me (9:05:58 PM): Is it berries?
D3CK0F53 (9:06:02 PM): maybe
Me (9:06:19 PM): mud
Me (9:06:40 PM): kip
Me (9:07:03 PM): mud
Me (9:07:12 PM): kip
Me (9:08:26 PM): What if I said mud
Me (9:08:33 PM): what would you say?
D3CK0F53 (9:08:38 PM): i would say kip
Me (9:08:40 PM): BULLSHIT
Me (9:08:53 PM): That's bullshit
Me (9:08:57 PM): alright
Me (9:09:05 PM): what would you really say?
D3CK0F53 (9:09:24 PM): pik
Me (9:09:28 PM): Hmmm
Me (9:09:37 PM): P.I.T
Me (9:09:47 PM): Cop I see, I see
Me (9:10:01 PM): How long have you've been on the force
D3CK0F53 (9:10:23 PM): about 22 and a half years
Me (9:10:25 PM): LIES
D3CK0F53 (9:10:35 PM): ok ok 21
Me (9:10:42 PM): I can tell ur liing cuz i wet tu cloage
Me (9:10:49 PM): Do you see
Me (9:10:57 PM): huh?
Me (9:11:00 PM): HUH?
Me (9:11:02 PM): DO YA?
D3CK0F53 (9:11:08 PM): just a little
Me (9:11:09 PM): CAPS LOCK?!
Me (9:11:20 PM): Just a little
Me (9:11:25 PM): caps lock
D3CK0F53 (9:11:32 PM): CAPS LOCK??????!!!!!!
Me (9:11:33 PM): laps cock
Me (9:11:44 PM): Sweet
D3CK0F53 (9:11:55 PM): nice
Me (9:12:06 PM): Who was this old lady you raped in da back alley with an umbrella?
D3CK0F53 (9:12:22 PM): met her at an old ppls home
D3CK0F53 (9:12:27 PM): you know your my friend so here
D3CK0F53 (9:12:29 PM): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRKCmV3spWs
Me (9:12:51 PM): Really?
D3CK0F53 (9:13:12 PM): really reallyu
Me (9:13:14 PM): My life as Chrst has been filled
Me (9:13:32 PM): You get coal fo christmas littkle boy
Me (9:13:41 PM): Go do your homework
Me (9:13:46 PM): ):<
D3CK0F53 (9:13:50 PM): but its friday
Me (9:13:59 PM): You're so done
Me (9:14:05 PM): You don't even know
Me (9:14:10 PM): DO YOU
D3CK0F53 (9:14:16 PM): you dont even know
Me (9:14:17 PM): and myspace sucks
D3CK0F53 (9:14:22 PM): yea i know it does
Me (9:14:24 PM): burn
Me (9:14:32 PM): Good
Me (9:14:45 PM): hey joos
Me (9:14:50 PM): jews there
Me (9:15:05 PM): you know google right
D3CK0F53 (9:15:53 PM): yea
Me (9:16:09 PM): You know what the "I'm feeling lucky" button does?
D3CK0F53 (9:16:20 PM): you get laid
Me (9:16:28 PM): No
Me (9:16:34 PM): You get laaaid
Me (9:16:35 PM): No
Me (9:16:56 PM): Well anyway you want to get laid by the letter q?
D3CK0F53 (9:17:17 PM): no bc i dont swing that way
Me (9:17:27 PM): Yeah you do
Me (9:17:33 PM): I see all remember
D3CK0F53 (9:19:41 PM): if this is donny and one of his asshole friends shit will go down
Me (9:20:02 PM): No jesus and how much shit
Me (9:20:07 PM): Really who's doony?
Me (9:20:11 PM): donny*
Me (9:22:27 PM): Who's donny?
D3CK0F53 (9:22:54 PM): if you dont fuckin tell me who you are i will find out then your in deep diarea shit
Me (9:23:25 PM): You live on 50 acres of road. Imma comin over
Me (9:23:29 PM): Hi
D3CK0F53 (9:23:34 PM): good bc im gonna beat the fuck out of you
Me (9:23:35 PM): olololololollolololololol
Me (9:23:44 PM): I'd like to see you try
Me (9:23:52 PM): Say hello to your sister for me
D3CK0F53 (9:24:03 PM): you think just bc you know my fmaily that scares me
D3CK0F53 (9:24:09 PM): i could give a shit about it
Me (9:24:10 PM): Yesah sure
Me (9:24:25 PM): bobba
Me (9:24:47 PM): Is pennsylvania nice?
Me (9:25:08 PM): You should never alert the cops over such small thing
D3CK0F53 (9:25:15 PM): i fuckin will
Me (9:25:23 PM): : )
Me (9:25:49 PM): I lke your red car
D3CK0F53 (9:25:50 PM): so either you tell me who the hell you and your butt buddy are or you just never talk to me again
Me (9:25:59 PM): Dodge neons are hot
Me (9:26:16 PM): Forest hills is a nice high school
Me(9:26:26 PM): Shame if you ever flucked
Me (9:26:35 PM): /b/tards ftw
Me (9:26:59 PM): Watch your back man
Me (9:27:05 PM): Imma crazy mofo
Me (9:27:31 PM): I fucked boswer once
Me (9:27:42 PM): Why don't you have glasses?
Me (9:28:00 PM): Where'd you go