Serj and Sluts

They go dick and hand if you're asking me.
Mymainmanjay (9:50:14 PM): You, sir
alliexamoureux (9:50:35 PM): Who are you?
Mymainmanjay (9:50:36 PM): Yes you, sir
Mymainmanjay (9:50:56 PM): You are an entomological marvel, you
Mymainmanjay (9:51:02 PM): Who am I, you ask?
alliexamoureux (9:51:14 PM): Yes,that is what I ask.
Mymainmanjay (9:51:31 PM): Excuse me, excuse you
Mymainmanjay (9:51:41 PM): God tunes only for you
Mymainmanjay (9:51:50 PM): That is why I am me, and you are you?
Mymainmanjay (9:51:52 PM): But, let me elborate
Mymainmanjay (9:52:17 PM): I'm your lover, you pay me twice my size
Mymainmanjay (9:52:25 PM): I'm also your brother, have some pride
Mymainmanjay (9:53:00 PM): I am a woman
Mymainmanjay (9:53:09 PM): Coming into the sheets
Mymainmanjay (9:53:21 PM): A hen in the hour of need
Mymainmanjay (9:54:08 PM): I ask myself that same question.
Mymainmanjay (9:54:12 PM): Who are we
Mymainmanjay (9:54:19 PM): What is your answer, sir?
Mymainmanjay (9:55:52 PM): Or shall we say unloved, or how about saved individual.
Mymainmanjay (9:57:32 PM): Sire, are we the knick knacks gruesome?
Mymainmanjay (9:57:43 PM): By anyone's bank account?
Mymainmanjay (9:58:37 PM): Jeffery, are you listening?
Mymainmanjay (9:59:16 PM): MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABY!!!!!!!!
Mymainmanjay (9:59:38 PM): I'm also known by the alias Jay
Mymainmanjay (9:59:43 PM): So you can call me that
alliexamoureux (9:59:47 PM): Oh,okay.
Mymainmanjay (9:59:53 PM):
alliexamoureux (9:59:55 PM): And sorry,im practcing violin.
Mymainmanjay (10:00:02 PM): Sokay bra
(SNIP)
Mymainmanjay (10:04:10 PM): Like I was saying
Mymainmanjay (10:05:24 PM): I think, nontheless, I am a mess
Mymainmanjay (10:10:56 PM): I hear you are making accusations of who's iming whom.
alliexamoureux (10:11:05 PM): Oh?
Mymainmanjay (10:11:13 PM): I believe you should keep your head out of matters that you took no part in
Mymainmanjay (10:11:24 PM): As you are being missinformed
Mymainmanjay (10:11:48 PM): Yes my dear Allison.
alliexamoureux (10:12:01 PM): My name isnt Allison.
Mymainmanjay (10:12:06 PM): Oh well
Mymainmanjay (10:12:19 PM): Parents with their childs names'
Mymainmanjay (10:12:26 PM): Is allie just your name?
Mymainmanjay (10:12:43 PM): Or is it an abbreviation?
alliexamoureux (10:13:33 PM): My name
alliexamoureux (10:14:02 PM): is irrelavent.
Mymainmanjay (10:14:03 PM): Excuse me for a second
alliexamoureux (10:14:16 PM): But its not Allison,nor Allie.
alliexamoureux (10:14:23 PM): You can call me Allie. Just Allie.
Mymainmanjay (10:15:07 PM): I'll call you Jeffery
alliexamoureux (10:16:07 PM): Or you could call me Areli.
alliexamoureux (10:16:14 PM): because thats my actual "name"
Mymainmanjay (10:16:24 PM): Areli?
Mymainmanjay (10:16:29 PM): But you go by allie?
Mymainmanjay (10:16:40 PM): I'll call you Airy
alliexamoureux (10:16:48 PM): Please dont.
alliexamoureux (10:17:06 PM): Arely is fine too.
alliexamoureux (10:17:09 PM): But allie prefered.
Mymainmanjay (10:17:13 PM): Jeffery, I've come to discuss serious business
Mymainmanjay (10:18:22 PM): You need to atone for your heathenistic sins
alliexamoureux (10:18:43 PM): Oh do i?
Mymainmanjay (10:18:45 PM): Yes
Mymainmanjay (10:19:11 PM): The spaghetti god monster will reign 2000 years of culture down on your unshaven ass
Mymainmanjay (10:21:08 PM): Now tell me, geoff, do you want this?
Mymainmanjay (10:22:55 PM): DO YOOOOOOOOOOU?
alliexamoureux (10:23:04 PM): sure,why not?
Mymainmanjay (10:23:11 PM): That is why you must atone
Mymainmanjay (10:24:30 PM): Only if not lost, can you navigate the shallow residues of our global collaberations
Mymainmanjay (10:25:56 PM): Kinda like that Christmas tree thing, eh?
Mymainmanjay (10:26:22 PM): But you bettah have it up by next week
Mymainmanjay (10:27:44 PM): I have a nice big TV.
Mymainmanjay (10:27:47 PM): Want to touch?
alliexamoureux (10:27:56 PM): sure.
Mymainmanjay (10:28:02 PM): I know it happens
Mymainmanjay (10:28:11 PM): Brrreh
alliexamoureux (10:28:38 PM): Mooo
Mymainmanjay (10:28:42 PM): My god
Mymainmanjay (10:28:43 PM): Really
Mymainmanjay (10:29:08 PM): Who wants to squeal like a fucking idiot
Mymainmanjay (10:29:12 PM): No one I know
alliexamoureux (10:29:35 PM): I have swine flu.
Mymainmanjay (10:29:50 PM): I have dick flu
alliexamoureux (10:29:56 PM): Yum.
Mymainmanjay (10:30:02 PM): It makes dicks grow out of my dick
alliexamoureux (10:30:15 PM): You poor thing.
Mymainmanjay (10:30:30 PM): then those dicks turn black, harden, then add to my dick
Mymainmanjay (10:30:40 PM): Thus making it a big black cock
alliexamoureux (10:30:41 PM): does it hurt?
Mymainmanjay (10:30:44 PM): No
Mymainmanjay (10:31:03 PM): But it starts to burn if I don't feed it fried chicken with hot sauce.
Mymainmanjay (10:33:04 PM): HUR MAH HOT SAUCE
alliexamoureux went away at 10:34:39 PM
alliexamoureux returned at 10:34:51 PM
alliexamoureux went away at 10:36:58 PM
Mymainmanjay (10:37:37 PM): VERBAL BITCHSLAP
Mymainmanjay (10:37:40 PM): YEAAAAAAA
alliexamoureux (10:37:53 PM): ouch.,
alliexamoureux (10:37:54 PM): that hurt
Mymainmanjay (10:38:00 PM): YEAAAAAAAAAA
alliexamoureux (10:38:22 PM): i got served.
Mymainmanjay (10:38:38 PM): An ear, for a spear, against fear
Mymainmanjay (10:38:54 PM): And all of it's relatives near
Mymainmanjay (10:56:00 PM): And served you have been
Mymainmanjay (11:05:08 PM): I miss you and your shriveled tits
Mymainmanjay (11:05:15 PM): :'­(
alliexamoureux (11:15:05 PM): :[
Mymainmanjay (11:15:35 PM): And you baby
Mymainmanjay (11:15:39 PM): You suck a good dick
alliexamoureux (11:18:13 PM): i know
Mymainmanjay (11:20:24 PM): From naked white pages to the giant phallic screen, bleeding into your red dismal sheets
Mymainmanjay (11:20:37 PM): Man can't kill it
Mymainmanjay (11:20:50 PM): Millions pounding on your face
Mymainmanjay (11:21:07 PM): We can't see or touch than you, your God
Mymainmanjay (11:23:02 PM): I'm a messenger, my dick-sucker
Mymainmanjay (11:23:08 PM): He with a message
alliexamoureux (11:23:21 PM): What town do you live in?
Mymainmanjay (11:23:26 PM): The message states that you must relieve yourslef of duty, and get a real name
Mymainmanjay (11:23:46 PM): I wish to remain anonymous, Jeffy.
Mymainmanjay (11:28:48 PM): But why do you ask?
alliexamoureux (11:28:56 PM): Curiosity.
Mymainmanjay (11:29:12 PM): Well, why do you think I'd answer your question?
alliexamoureux (11:29:33 PM): because it doesnt matter.
Mymainmanjay (11:30:53 PM): That's not an answer
Mymainmanjay (11:31:00 PM): Wait
Mymainmanjay (11:31:08 PM): What?
Mymainmanjay (11:31:12 PM): It does matter
(Snip snip)
Mymainmanjay (11:44:36 PM): YOU PULLED A DOUBLENIGGER
Mymainmanjay (11:44:39 PM): FUUUUUUUUUUCK
Mymainmanjay (11:47:37 PM): You flaming homosexual
alliexamoureux signed off at 11:47:48 PM (BLOCKED)
Mymainmanjay (11:49:05 PM): Then die tonight
Mymainmanjay (11:49:05 PM): Then die tonight

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