That Story Still Makes Me Laugh

DAAAAANDY: I don't feel myself today.
DAAAAANDY: That means that someone else is feeling me.
DAAAAANDY: OOH
l u t o r e 24: stfu kieth
DAAAAANDY: That's not how you spell his name.
DAAAAANDY: ;3
l u t o r e 24: keith
DAAAAANDY: Sorry, I cunt hear you. I have an ear infucktion.
DAAAAANDY: So how are you?
DAAAAANDY: Life been treating you well?
DAAAAANDY: ANSWER ME
DAAAAANDY: Alright, you know what?
DAAAAANDY: No.
DAAAAANDY: I'm just done.
DAAAAANDY: And you know what?
DAAAAANDY: You lost a week.
DAAAAANDY: *starts breaking plates and smacking hot dogs right out of their buns*
DAAAAANDY: For the viewers, of course.
DAAAAANDY: YA FAGGOT

Kieth's a fagert fo srsly

He offered me a million dollars. I told H.M. Tillford where he could shove that!

Darth Frankus wrote:

He offered me a million dollars. I told H.M. Tillford where he could shove that!

I say, what an exhilarating story.

Foamy wrote:

Kieth's a fagert fo srsly

I know, right? HYECK!