Dogs and Guitars

Don Scavelli 69 (8:53:20 PM): DOOD
Don Scavelli 69 (8:53:28 PM): THE FUCK IS THIS?
guitarsanddogs (8:53:30 PM): eh?
Don Scavelli 69 (8:53:38 PM): WHAT THE FUCK MAN?
Don Scavelli 69 (8:53:43 PM): WHAT THE FUCK?
guitarsanddogs (8:54:08 PM): what are you talking about?
Don Scavelli 69 (8:54:12 PM): OH GOOD
Don Scavelli 69 (8:54:28 PM): Play the old "I dunno lol" card
Don Scavelli 69 (8:54:32 PM): your such a candy ass
Don Scavelli 69 (8:54:45 PM): come on lets go
guitarsanddogs (8:55:07 PM): ? let's go what
guitarsanddogs (8:55:11 PM): do you expect an online fight or something lolo
guitarsanddogs (8:55:13 PM): lol*
Don Scavelli 69 (8:55:20 PM): lol?
guitarsanddogs (8:55:21 PM): cuz i don't know what i did
Don Scavelli 69 (8:56:31 PM): You caused trouble at the mill boi!
Don Scavelli 69 (8:56:43 PM): One of the cross beams gone askew on the treddle!
Don Scavelli 69 (8:57:37 PM): FAGGAT!
Don Scavelli 69 (8:57:59 PM): GOOD DAY SIR!
guitarsanddogs (8:58:22 PM): ?
guitarsanddogs (8:58:27 PM): first of all, i'm not a sir
guitarsanddogs (8:58:31 PM): and second of all, i'm not a homosexual
guitarsanddogs (8:58:37 PM): can you please tell me what the fuck is going on
Don Scavelli 69 (8:59:50 PM): I SAID GOOD DAY!
guitarsanddogs signed off at 8:59:57 PM (I blocked him)

Part 2

Don Scavelli 69 (1:05:22 PM): Sleep sleep
Don Scavelli 69 (1:05:26 PM): I know that Im only dreaming
Don Scavelli 69 (1:05:36 PM): through closed eyes I see West German skys on the ceiling
Don Scavelli 69 (1:05:44 PM): and I want to get back to the girl with the rucksack
Don Scavelli 69 (1:05:48 PM): to feel her flaxen hair
Don Scavelli 69 (1:05:50 PM): I want to be there
guitarsanddogs (1:06:03 PM): lol you sir be trollin
Don Scavelli 69 (1:06:07 PM): See the sun going down behind Krupp's steel works on the outskirts of some German town
guitarsanddogs (1:06:20 PM): TROLL
Don Scavelli 69 (1:06:22 PM): TROWEL
guitarsanddogs (1:06:37 PM): TROLLIN
Don Scavelli 69 (1:06:41 PM): HEY FUCK YOU MAHN!
Don Scavelli 69 (1:07:15 PM): I AINT FIGHTIN FOR NO RACE
Don Scavelli 69 (1:07:20 PM): I AINT REDEEMIN NO BODY
Don Scavelli 69 (1:07:30 PM): I QUIT ON YOU WHEN YOU CLEARED OUTTA DETROIT WITH WILL THE PIMP!
guitarsanddogs (1:07:47 PM): alright so i figured out what the fuck happened, and i'm pissed off at my friend now for it. apparently, i knew you from speeddate or something or other, and i had added you on my AIM account, and when my friend came over, she totally raped my computer and your sn was one of the screennames she raped. there were several more that i got disgruntled messages from thereafter.
Don Scavelli 69 (1:08:18 PM): No actually thats not it at all
Don Scavelli 69 (1:08:31 PM): I was in a chatroom with one of my sluts
guitarsanddogs (1:08:37 PM): lol then what is it?
Don Scavelli 69 (1:08:34 PM): and you invited you
Don Scavelli 69 (1:08:37 PM): and I was like
Don Scavelli 69 (1:08:47 PM): "diggity damn new s/n for me"
Don Scavelli 69 (1:08:55 PM): and then I occasionally bother you
Don Scavelli 69 (1:09:22 PM): Naw mean?
guitarsanddogs (1:09:32 PM): lmao
guitarsanddogs (1:09:38 PM): you seem like a funny man
guitarsanddogs (1:09:43 PM): hence your funny uses of the english language
guitarsanddogs (1:09:49 PM): what does this "diggity dawg" mean?
guitarsanddogs (1:09:56 PM): damn*
Don Scavelli 69 (1:09:53 PM): I said siggity damn
Don Scavelli 69 (1:09:55 PM): YAH
Don Scavelli 69 (1:09:59 PM): JUST LIKE THAT
Don Scavelli 69 (1:10:03 PM): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YES
guitarsanddogs (1:10:08 PM): lmao wtf
Don Scavelli 69 (1:10:20 PM): Let the hate flow through you.
guitarsanddogs (1:10:30 PM): oh it's not.
Don Scavelli 69 (1:10:38 PM): shit piss fuck
guitarsanddogs (1:10:45 PM): oh gawsh
Don Scavelli 69 (1:10:55 PM): HALE YES
Don Scavelli 69 (1:11:15 PM): just so we get this out in the open now
Don Scavelli 69 (1:11:22 PM): I had your mum last night
guitarsanddogs (1:11:50 PM): oh god....
Don Scavelli 69 (1:12:06 PM): Oh yes
guitarsanddogs (1:12:11 PM): i don't know how to look at her anymore
Don Scavelli 69 (1:12:21 PM): good
Don Scavelli 69 (1:12:44 PM): She deserves nothing better
guitarsanddogs (1:13:39 PM): are you sure about that?
guitarsanddogs (1:13:46 PM): because my other friend had her last night, too
Don Scavelli 69 (1:14:58 PM): Oh yeah he was there
Don Scavelli 69 (1:15:06 PM): And really
Don Scavelli 69 (1:15:10 PM): you shouldnt be mad
Don Scavelli 69 (1:15:16 PM): you should want your mother to enjoy herself
Don Scavelli 69 (1:16:05 PM): WHICH WAY TO WYOMING?
Don Scavelli 69 (1:18:56 PM): YA BEEN BLOCKIN ME BOI?
guitarsanddogs (1:19:12 PM): lmao
Don Scavelli 69 (1:20:35 PM): Rofl
Don Scavelli 69 (1:20:40 PM): Chapter 5
Don Scavelli 69 (1:20:49 PM): "Pathetic" he said
Don Scavelli 69 (1:21:47 PM): Then the leaves all fell down
Don Scavelli 69 (1:21:52 PM): the crops all turned brown
Don Scavelli 69 (1:21:53 PM): it was over
Don Scavelli 69 (1:21:59 PM): as the first snowflakes fell
Don Scavelli 69 (1:22:04 PM): I realized all was not well in camp
Don Scavelli 69 (1:22:10 PM): THE KIDS CAUGHT BRONCITUS
Don Scavelli 69 (1:22:35 PM): THE SPACE HEATER RAN OUT OF DEISLE
Don Scavelli 69 (1:22:44 PM): ONE WEEKEND A FRIEND FROM THE EAST
Don Scavelli 69 (1:22:53 PM): ROT HIS SOUL STOLL YOUR HEART
Don Scavelli 69 (1:22:57 PM): I SAID
Don Scavelli 69 (1:23:00 PM): "FUCK IT THEN
Don Scavelli 69 (1:23:06 PM): TAKE THE KIDS BACK TO TOWN"
Don Scavelli 69 (1:23:13 PM): "MAYBE ILL SEE YEAH AROUND"
Don Scavelli 69 (1:23:17 PM): "YEAH YEAH YEAH"
guitarsanddogs (1:23:19 PM): shhhh
Don Scavelli 69 (1:24:33 PM): NO
Don Scavelli 69 (1:24:38 PM): NO NO O
Don Scavelli 69 (1:24:42 PM): HOE
Don Scavelli 69 (1:26:55 PM): tell me something that offends you
Don Scavelli 69 (1:27:04 PM): and then Ill say something along those lines to you
Don Scavelli 69 (1:27:07 PM): and then youll wigg out
guitarsanddogs (1:27:08 PM): lmao
Don Scavelli 69 (1:27:09 PM): and Ill laugh
Don Scavelli 69 (1:27:13 PM): k?
guitarsanddogs (1:27:15 PM): i don't wig out at all
guitarsanddogs (1:27:21 PM): one of my friends gropes me on a daily basis
guitarsanddogs (1:27:24 PM): i can handle shit
Don Scavelli 69 (1:27:27 PM): wow
Don Scavelli 69 (1:27:39 PM): so your a girl?
guitarsanddogs (1:27:48 PM): yeah lmao
Don Scavelli 69 (1:27:58 PM): And he gropes you on a daily basis
guitarsanddogs (1:29:23 PM): no it's a girl
Don Scavelli 69 (1:29:55 PM): why does your girl friend grope you on a daily basis
guitarsanddogs (1:32:22 PM): well when she sees me
guitarsanddogs (1:32:30 PM): and because she's a very awkward child
Don Scavelli 69 (1:33:10 PM): wow
Don Scavelli 69 (1:33:21 PM): elaborate on the groping
guitarsanddogs (1:34:17 PM): lmao i'd rather not
Don Scavelli 69 (1:34:25 PM): DO IT
Don Scavelli 69 (1:37:25 PM): C'MON
Don Scavelli 69 (1:38:51 PM): THIS IS BULLSHIT!
Don Scavelli 69 (2:26:37 PM): What your name anyway
guitarsanddogs (2:27:57 PM): alana
Don Scavelli 69 (2:28:04 PM): Alana
Don Scavelli 69 (2:28:13 PM): I feel like theres a gap between us
Don Scavelli 69 (2:28:16 PM): and its growing
Don Scavelli 69 (2:28:18 PM): ever minute
Don Scavelli 69 (2:28:21 PM): and I cant stop it
Don Scavelli 69 (2:28:26 PM): no matter how hard I try
guitarsanddogs (2:29:04 PM): lol what's that mean
Don Scavelli 69 (2:29:14 PM): SEE
Don Scavelli 69 (2:29:23 PM): THATS WHAT I MEAN
guitarsanddogs signed off at 7:12:18 PM
Don Scavelli 69 (10:43:18 PM): hey
Don Scavelli 69 (10:56:29 PM): ELLO GOVNA!
Don Scavelli 69 (11:30:23 PM): Fine dont answer me
Don Scavelli 69 (11:47:14 PM): You know something
Don Scavelli 69 (11:47:16 PM): I miss us
Don Scavelli 69 (11:47:19 PM): what we used to have

Added some shit, yo.