The comp

Here I'll be picking apart shellsons illogical arguments
shellygirl9304 (10:29:53 PM): NO ITS U! u should be floating and the bottom of a kiddie pool HA JERK OFF
She was talking about my status message asking about whether it is a dead body or sunken treasure in my pool. I have no idea why she thought to begin her "argument" with "NO ITS U!" when I'm offline, but I'll roll with it. I don't see how it's possible to be floating AND be at the bottom of something. i assume she means I should be floating AT the bottom. She then tops her fucktarded sentence by name calling then blocking me even though I'm offline. I'm guessing she planned this 3 days in advance, curse her clever wits.

(I want you to read through this and answer the brain scientist puzzle: Who am I talking to? Hint: the answers are higlighted)
Shellygirl9304 (3:17:56 PM): To play jazz? Wow u got some problems little b oy.
Shellygirl9304 (3:18:00 PM): boy*
Shellygirl9304 (3:18:07 PM): ohh n btw this is Alexis
Mymainmanjay (3:18:11 PM): I must ask
Mymainmanjay (3:18:17 PM): Are you stupid?
Shellygirl9304 (3:18:42 PM): Yes. Matter of fact i think i am.=) thanks. god atleast someone noticed me.
Mymainmanjay (3:19:16 PM): I think that it's the general exceptance of subserviance like that, that's tearing apart people
Mymainmanjay (3:19:36 PM): That it's okay to roll over and take it like a bitch rather then stand up for yourself
Shellygirl9304 (3:20:25 PM): im not good with big words.
Shellygirl9304 (3:20:33 PM): duhh remeber im stupid.
Mymainmanjay (3:20:50 PM): Subserviance - easily submissive
Mymainmanjay (3:20:58 PM): Basically you agree with insults
Mymainmanjay (3:21:15 PM): It shows that you're a fucking waste, and should die
Shellygirl9304 (3:22:11 PM): no i would rather kill you befor i kill my self
Mymainmanjay (3:22:24 PM): i'm not talking about killing anyone
Mymainmanjay (3:23:06 PM): I'm talking about that when you think it's okay to not stand up for yourself no one shouuld bother wasting resources on you
Shellygirl9304 (3:23:30 PM): mmmmmmhmmmmm yup. w.e KEITH
Mymainmanjay (3:23:57 PM): I think it's because you couldn't stand up for yourself if you tried
Mymainmanjay (3:24:00 PM): So you don't
Mymainmanjay (3:24:09 PM): Maybe that's why you're so goddamn fat
Mymainmanjay (3:24:21 PM): You never try, you make other people lug you around
Mymainmanjay (3:24:27 PM): You're a fucking society leech
Shellygirl9304 (3:24:33 PM): yup let me tell you u fuvking ass, u know this isnt michelle right?
Mymainmanjay (3:24:40 PM): fuvking?
Mymainmanjay (3:24:51 PM): you can't even type, you're so pathetic
Shellygirl9304 (3:24:54 PM): cus this is alexis and u odnt know a damn thing about me so u can stop tlaking fucking shit u fag
Shellygirl9304 (3:24:59 PM): stfu!
Mymainmanjay (3:25:04 PM): I don't give two shits who it is
Shellygirl9304 (3:25:17 PM): okay?
Mymainmanjay (3:25:20 PM): The fact of the matter still remains you're a waste of resources
Shellygirl9304 (3:25:39 PM): mic chat me mofo
Mymainmanjay (3:25:42 PM): No thanks
Mymainmanjay (3:25:48 PM): I'd really not bother
Mymainmanjay (3:25:54 PM): I have a project to do
Shellygirl9304 (3:26:17 PM): i dare you! r u scared im gonna flip? cus im not michelle n im not scared to hurt u, u ass
Mymainmanjay (3:27:13 PM): It's not that I'm afraid what you may or may not do. It's that I don't care enough about you to argue
Shellygirl9304 (3:27:40 PM): mhm? well i think ur a scared little pussy.
Mymainmanjay (3:28:04 PM): Think what you will. It doesn't bother me.
Shellygirl9304 (3:28:33 PM): okay. w.e ur a little girl that sucks dick!
Mymainmanjay (3:29:08 PM): And you're a small, gelatinous whore that thinks kids over the internet care about you.
Mymainmanjay (3:29:16 PM): Sorry for your luck
Shellygirl9304 (3:29:57 PM): this isnt michelle so what r u talking about?You actually think i care about you?
Mymainmanjay (3:30:18 PM): Well you want to argue with me even though I ahve other things to do
Mymainmanjay (3:30:26 PM): And you won't shut up.
Shellygirl9304 (3:30:40 PM): Well ur wrong i dont! i actually wanna drive my ass up to MARYland and fucking kill your ass. n yes thats a threat
Mymainmanjay (3:30:59 PM): What's wrong with the name MAry?
Mymainmanjay (3:31:06 PM): I know a girl named MAry
Shellygirl9304 (3:31:21 PM): but ur a fairy mary.
Mymainmanjay (3:31:29 PM): i could really care less about what soem fat whore says she's going to do
Mymainmanjay (3:32:37 PM): I bet if you do decide to come over all you would do is the same thing you do in Joisy; eat cocks, and McDonalds
Mymainmanjay (3:33:12 PM): Quite frankly you do a good job of it to mantain 180 lbs. when you're only 5'4
Mymainmanjay (3:33:16 PM): Kudos
Shellygirl9304 (3:33:59 PM): 1. im not 180 lbs. 2. im only fucking 5'2
Mymainmanjay (3:34:15 PM): So you're an even fatter midget?
Mymainmanjay (3:34:31 PM): you totally dissed me, son.
Shellygirl9304 (3:34:42 PM): so suck it! and no actuaally i hate McDonalds and no actually i dont suck guys cocks im not a whore like that sorry but this kid named KEITH only does that shitr!
Mymainmanjay (3:35:15 PM): You totally refuted my arguement
Shellygirl9304 (3:35:24 PM): and only one girl would suck urs and thats cailie that ugly bitch!
Mymainmanjay (3:35:33 PM): You're a whore "I'm not a whore. It is you that is the whore"
Mymainmanjay (3:35:43 PM): Really unwitty
Mymainmanjay (3:35:53 PM): Allow me to make a counterpoint
Shellygirl9304 (3:36:00 PM): mhmhmhmhm noo im not a whore get it right? how the fuck u gonna call em a whore if u odnt know me?
Mymainmanjay (3:36:16 PM): Yes you are indeed a fat, whore who garbbles cocks, and fast food.
Shellygirl9304 signed off at 3:36:48 PM
Mymainmanjay (3:36:51 PM): Hur

Mind=Blown

If only I got such attention as being blocked while offline..

Up-fucking-date

Shes not Michelle, and shes not scared to hurt you, you ass.

Darth Frankus wrote:

Shes not Michelle, and shes not scared to hurt you, you ass.

Well, damn, I guess I do need training.

You should have asked her something like "remember the flowers I sent?" You know, make her trip. Something I obviously must still teach you.

Darth Frankus wrote:

Something I obviously must still teach you.

Oh, Frank. You're nobody's fool.
Anyway, I prefer the newest one about how she's not Michelle. I honestly never thought I'd ever hear about/meet someone so stupid. It's almost like she's trying to be a complete moron.

And is she really that fat and short? Disgusting.

Oh yes she is. Shes almost as fat/short as shallbert.

Shellygirl9304 (5:22:50 PM): HEY HEY
Shellygirl9304 (5:22:53 PM): FUCK U
Shellygirl9304 (5:22:57 PM): in the ass
Shellygirl9304 (5:23:00 PM): with a pole
Shellygirl9304 (5:23:05 PM): A choded pole
Shellygirl9304 signed off at 5:23:14 PM.
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ITP: Shellson acts like a blithering idiot.

Decided to change the focus of this thread
WolfChick1228 (10:39:34 PM): i kno ppl tht care bout my personal life
Mymainmanjay (10:39:41 PM): ...
Mymainmanjay (10:39:48 PM): A=P
Mymainmanjay (10:39:57 PM): You must solve for P
WolfChick1228 (10:40:04 PM): huh?
Mymainmanjay (10:40:08 PM): SOLVE FOR P
Mymainmanjay (10:40:11 PM): DO IT
WolfChick1228 (10:40:13 PM): wat does tht mean?
Mymainmanjay (10:40:17 PM): Solve for P
WolfChick1228 (10:40:25 PM): omg
Mymainmanjay (10:40:31 PM): Like P=?
WolfChick1228 (10:40:33 PM): w/e the hell r u talkin bout?
Mymainmanjay (10:40:35 PM): For starters
Mymainmanjay (10:40:42 PM): You must solve for P
Mymainmanjay (10:40:47 PM): This is simple math here
WolfChick1228 (10:40:48 PM): do u like tickin ppl of?
WolfChick1228 (10:40:50 PM): off**
Mymainmanjay (10:40:58 PM): I'm just trying to educate you
WolfChick1228 (10:41:06 PM): well i dont wanna b educated
Mymainmanjay (10:41:11 PM): I mean this WILL come into your life at some point
WolfChick1228 (10:41:16 PM): i do just fine in skool
Mymainmanjay (10:41:21 PM): Like Algebra II
WolfChick1228 (10:41:28 PM): i hate algerbra
Mymainmanjay (10:41:34 PM): This is algebra
Mymainmanjay (10:41:38 PM): Now solv for p
Mymainmanjay (10:42:14 PM): Mashed potatoes
Mymainmanjay (10:42:21 PM): Why do you hate mashed potatoes?
WolfChick1228 (10:42:30 PM): i dont.
Mymainmanjay (10:42:33 PM): SOLVE FOR P
WolfChick1228 (10:42:34 PM): but i hate algrebra
Mymainmanjay (10:43:28 PM): Be like that
Mymainmanjay (10:43:46 PM): In any case please direct you attention to my status message
Mymainmanjay (10:43:58 PM): See how it says lives?
WolfChick1228 (10:44:04 PM): yea
Mymainmanjay (10:44:05 PM): That means more than one person
WolfChick1228 (10:44:12 PM): so
Mymainmanjay (10:44:12 PM): That may or may not include you
Mymainmanjay (10:44:43 PM): So don't tell me people care about your personal life when no one said anything about it.
WolfChick1228 (10:45:01 PM): ok wat the hell is ur problem today?
Mymainmanjay (10:45:05 PM): What?
WolfChick1228 (10:45:07 PM): ur acting rly mean
Mymainmanjay (10:45:12 PM): No I'm not
Mymainmanjay (10:45:19 PM): I'm trying to get you to solve for P
Mymainmanjay (10:45:34 PM): And you're exclaiming your hatred for mashed potatoes
Mymainmanjay (10:45:38 PM): and algebra
WolfChick1228 (10:46:38 PM): i only hate algerbra!! and im not solving for ur damn P!!!!
Mymainmanjay (10:46:43 PM): Whoa
Mymainmanjay (10:46:45 PM): Calm down
WolfChick1228 (10:46:46 PM): i love mashed potatoes though
Mymainmanjay (10:46:51 PM): Why are you so angry today?
WolfChick1228 (10:47:19 PM): im not. but a bunch of ppl seem to think tht its like a national hoilday to piss me off.
WolfChick1228 (10:47:36 PM): i dont remember seeing on the calender its national Piss Jess off day
WolfChick1228 (10:47:51 PM): but everybody seems to think tht
Mymainmanjay (10:48:06 PM): Hey hey
WolfChick1228 (10:48:07 PM): for some dumb ass reason
Mymainmanjay (10:48:11 PM): Slow done there cowgirl
Mymainmanjay (10:48:29 PM): Please look at my staus message and refrain from your life spouting
Mymainmanjay (10:48:47 PM): Jay wants none of it today
Mymainmanjay (10:49:06 PM): For today Jay solves for P, while enjoying his mashed potatoes and algebra
WolfChick1228 (10:49:06 PM): so ill wait two hours and give it to u 2mro hows tht sound?
Mymainmanjay (10:49:15 PM): Why do you hate those things again?
WolfChick1228 (10:50:10 PM): Algerbra? bc nobody ever taught it to me rite. so i can nvr fitgure it out. so now i hate it and all of math
Mymainmanjay (10:50:48 PM): I think it's because you aren't good at it
WolfChick1228 (10:52:27 PM): im good at math except algerbra. but nobody nvr taught it to me rite. so i have no idea wth everybody's talkin bout wen were using it in math, and then i fail it bc i dont kno it. bc my stupid dumb ass teacher Mr. Freeman nvr taught it to me rite. so i hate it
Mymainmanjay (10:52:44 PM): HEYYYYYYYYYYY
Mymainmanjay (10:52:48 PM): JAY
Mymainmanjay (10:52:54 PM): DON'T CARE
WolfChick1228 (10:52:57 PM): so technically. i cant b bad at it until i actually kno wat they r tlkin bout
Mymainmanjay (10:52:57 PM): BOUT NO LIFE OF JESS
WolfChick1228 (10:53:14 PM): of course u do. thts y u talk to me duh!
Mymainmanjay (10:53:22 PM): YOU are talking to me
Mymainmanjay (10:53:28 PM): I'M ignoring you
WolfChick1228 (10:53:34 PM): AND U ARE RESPONDING!!!
WolfChick1228 (10:53:38 PM): DUH!!
Mymainmanjay (10:53:41 PM): No I'm not
WolfChick1228 (10:54:03 PM): SO TECHNICALLY U ARE TALKIN TO ME TO!!!
WolfChick1228 (10:54:12 PM): DUH!!
Mymainmanjay (10:54:17 PM): I'm not talking to you as no words have been spoken
Mymainmanjay (10:55:21 PM): DUH!!!!
WolfChick1228 (10:56:19 PM): dont take my word
Mymainmanjay (10:56:58 PM): DUH!!!
WolfChick1228 (10:57:59 PM): JAY!!!!
Mymainmanjay (10:58:26 PM): You keep typing. I'll keep ignoring you
WolfChick1228 (10:59:42 PM): U KNO UR RLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF
Mymainmanjay (10:59:53 PM): What is Ava, Alex?
WolfChick1228 (11:00:12 PM): wait wat?
Mymainmanjay (11:00:26 PM): i think I need a drink before breakfast.
WolfChick1228 (11:01:01 PM): omg
WolfChick1228 (11:01:04 PM): there u go again
WolfChick1228 (11:01:12 PM): saying shit no one understands
WolfChick1228 (11:01:22 PM): or has any idea of wth ur talkin bout
Mymainmanjay (11:01:55 PM): I think need some malt liqa
WolfChick1228 (11:03:48 PM): there u go again
Mymainmanjay (11:04:44 PM): Hey look! A shiney object
WolfChick1228 (11:05:51 PM): OMG!!! WHERE?!!! *looks around everywhere* ...wait i dont c it....was tht a trick?
Mymainmanjay (11:06:12 PM): Do you think the Marmosets will make it to the play-offs this year?
WolfChick1228 (11:06:34 PM): OMG!!! WAT IN THE HELL OF THE LORD'S NAME R U TALKIN BOUT?
Mymainmanjay (11:06:54 PM): Are you on crack?
Mymainmanjay (11:07:25 PM): Where you planning on going for lunch?
WolfChick1228 (11:08:31 PM): the kitchen
Mymainmanjay (11:08:51 PM): Right where you should be. *sexist 5*
Mymainmanjay (11:09:12 PM): No? *self-five*
WolfChick1228 (11:10:24 PM): omg. wth r u smokin? cuz ur not makin any damn sense
Mymainmanjay (11:10:48 PM): I seriously have to explain a woman sterotype to you?
Mymainmanjay (11:11:03 PM): Kids these days :eyeroll:
WolfChick1228 (11:11:05 PM): no u do not!!
Mymainmanjay (11:12:23 PM): Then don't tell I'm not making any sense when you understand the well-placed joke
WolfChick1228 (11:13:38 PM): w/e
Mymainmanjay (11:20:37 PM): Get my another tie. Get me another shirtevery daaaaaaaaaaaay.
WolfChick1228 (11:20:50 PM): omg
WolfChick1228 (11:20:54 PM): goodbye
Mymainmanjay (11:21:00 PM): Goodbye
WolfChick1228 (11:21:18 PM): jay dont piss me off anymore. just quit while ur ahead
WolfChick1228 signed off at 11:21:25 PM (B-L-O-C-K'D)
Mymainmanjay (11:21:30 PM): Uhh...okay